Very funny.

I take my earbuds out but continue texting, so I guess it's a wash.

This is the pilot for "Baywatch: Hungary"

I hope it is. I really do.

I mean the movie is over 3 hours long and everyone knows how it's going to end. Basically at the 2 hour mark, people we're screaming, "Come on sink the fucker already."

This. I have a lot of respect for Adele but radio stations need to cut it out. They need to also admit to themselves that it's okay NOT to play songs every 5 minutes by Pink, Train, or Nickelback.

Misleading title, I thought he was cooking meth.

SPOILER ALERT: The ship sinks.

Twenty-five cents off of Charmin? Where? WHERE?? Hit me back. I'm headed off to all the newsstands in my area.

Wouldn't that be great advice for just about any business?

I'll tell you something about attractive people, we are not well liked. - Larry David

But he has already moved on.

Aflaaaaa-

Nice rim job.

I guess some people are into that.

A: Hi, do you guys take triple A?

Another hotel? OMG! Awkward.

Sometimes I wonder if the happiness religious people have comes more with the sense of community (ie going to church and other events) than the actual belief that a god is looking out for them. As an Athiest, I seldom get with other athiests to NOT believe in god. That's fine because I like to sleep in but I wish…

Yes.

Waiting for the Kanye and Taylor Swift duet album to drop.