Careful. Too much pussy can kill you.

I thought that was just a myth.

In order to appease the plaintiff, the school has replaced Wigger Wednesday with Wetback Wednesday.

Yes.

Butter is traditionally measured out in tablespoons, not cups. Those monsters!

I'm am only promoting this comment in light of the commenter's handle.

"Ugh. Placenta again, Mom. When I get out we need to talk about your eating disorder."

A lost soul. I will pray for you.

"Why bother hustling to prove you're superhuman when you can hunker down, dig in, get to know this new fascinating person in your life"

If I'm ever losing in an argument, I just glitter-bomb my opponent. Also, I know this is going to sound strange but Martha Sterwart glitter is friggin amazing. I don't know where she get it but it's so bright and shiny it hurts my eyes.

Man don't I know it.

Always be leery of strange women over the internet inviting you to their house.

In other news, white people refuse to let the word 'hella' die.

And when you think of The Muppet Movie, you remember Ms. Piggy which makes you think of Bacon. You rush into your kitchen to find some but you are out. So you decide to go to the store but you need to put on shoes. While putting on your shoes, you stub your toe and begin hopping on one leg which reminds you of Doc…

You bet there is but it's a choice they made.

Your are right, studies have shown that listing your pregnancy status does not cause you to miscarry. The choice is whether you want the whole world to know it or not; but that's your choice.

I don't know but now I'm not mentioning my kids on Facebook. Just to be safe.

I think the update really is that you can buy TV shows while in your Apple TV. I was always able to watch shows I rented or purchased through iTunes on my Apple TV.

I cry every time I have to fly Southwest too.

I could never eat one of these; I'm allergic to eggs.