Dodai, may I suggest another image for your article?

I get what the author is saying.

Reed Hastings obviously doesn't read Giz or Gawker comments.

This is why we can't have nice things.

Fun fact: Smurfette was created by Gargamel as a way to destroy the unity of the Smurfs by causing jealousy and competition.

I think there is more to this hipster than meets the eye.

There's nothing more defeating to the lonely soul than hearing the words "Last Call."

LOL

I love your description and hope to see it on a menu soon.

Girl, are you sure about this?

My aha moment came from National Lampoon's Family Vacation. My cheeks were flush and I was sweating.

She calls her lady bits 'grilled salmon'?

You sound like a lot of fun.

By contrast the bathrooms at Burger King are where you go to get busy.

Crap. So many nude photos of self on e-mail. Must delete but so, so many.

*Runs head first into a wall*

Yes let's talk about how they'll be completely insane as teenagers before they are even born. That's encouraging.

Never ask her if she's feeling hormonal. Also don't tell her that this is the easy part of a sentence that lasts 18 years to life.