I will implant this stupid idea on Sahilm: I think it's safe to say that Christopher Nolan is one of the best directors of our time. Just reminding all of you.

Do we still actually meet the definition of 'lingual'?

When the caster wheel gets stucks at an angle, he will just go in circles. Beats the alternative I guess.

You know who is the most vain? The person who thinks that this comment is about them.

Father: You got scared? Of a Triceratops? They are strict vegetarians. I thought I raised you better than this.

That scares adults more than children.

Host: So do you want what's behind curtain number 3 or the box.

Try reading it again.

redacted.

"Bill Gates Wants to Throw His Money in the Crapper" is the headline I would have ran with.

British television made me start using the phrase "Cheap as Chips." Whenever people ask me what it means after I've said it, I say, "I have no fucking idea, aight?"

"Was it my hair? You can be honest. It was my hair, right?"

Life begins in the commuter lane.

So a few nights ago, I'm up late on the laptop. Alone.

If women knew what we were thinking, they'd never stop slapping us.

I did grow up in the 80's. I still have nightmares about this thing. It makes my bones hurt.

Snickered is term that means you've consumed Snickers candy bars. "We gotta go. Are you snickered?"

When I was a boy, I was on top of a play structure with a slide on it. I told my friend, "Hey watch me dump this bucket of rocks on that kid's head below us." Even as the rocks we're falling, I knew this was going to be awesome.

Nancy Grace is actually Hawk from Buck Rogers.