Appalachish. I wonder how he got here? 

Haaaaa! 

Those hay bales aren't nearly enough to save those poor fools from 700 hp of pure bloodlust. Security theater at its best(worst) 

I saw one of these tooling around Louisville the other day and it didn’t cause me to instantly rage-yawn, so that’s pretty high praise.

So much nicer but just as cutting than what I came here to scream at this child.

Hahaha hahaha! 

That's awful! Take your star. 

I like the vape angle but this guy is definitely rocking what the kids call a mod. A big brick of a vape delivery system with an 18650 battery and giant tank of some urinal cake smelling liquid for creating extra-large clouds of douche.

That cheered me up. Thanks! 

Dear god! The very possibility that that was a real exchange with a living, voting human being makes me feel furious and hopeless at the same time. Can such a person really be considered sentient? 

$22,000 for ticking the V8 box? That's a pricy option! 

That's a lot lighter than I thought. 

Add a 100 more hp and I'll internet pretend I'm a buyer. 

That’s like a million years ago! Gah! I didn’t know that when I vomited out my stupid, ill-informed opinion.

You mean bicycle tires aren’t very good at turning a 2000 lb 2000 hp car?

Having kittens is an idiom usually used to indicate being upset or angry, but the rest is spot on. Ridiculous penalty on Vettel. He’s a dick but he got screwed, no arguing that. 

Philly is the worst. 

Of course, the point being think of the time the ev car could post if it could match the ice top speeds.

Yes, it crushes the GT2 lap time and it was running 305 kph in the final straight. 

I wish it were being driven more angrily. I’m sure its wails of anguish would be much more sonorous.