Almost certainly 

I’m surprised one of these homeowners hasn’t castle doctrined some poor schmuck who dared to vacation above the high tide line. 

I absolutely came here to say something similar.  

These Cybertruck douchebags really are out there cosplaying as “Sigma Male” shot callers. I’d feel sorry for them if intense dislike hadn’t already filled my opinion allotment for their ilk.

The fuck was he driving? 

But to be fair, does the stupid thing fit between the lines in a normal parking space?

This guy is awesome! Subscribed! 

Thank you! 

OAN will hire her. She’s perfect!

Goddamn right! Always will be the X I think of first!

Wait, Twitter responded with a poop emoji??? The fuck? Man, Musk is running a deranged ship over there.

The UFO/UAP topic is a strange one. Sometimes the believers are ridiculed and other times people agree that, of course there’s intelligent life from other planets, what kind of close minded person could believe otherwise? 

Nice 2001: A Space Odyssey reference! 

I had to google just who the fuck Dominic Toretto was. I guess I missed out on that franchise.

Alex Jones lawyer.

Stories like these really bring out my lesser angels so I’m just going to say I hope that the two ground technicians and the pilot are cleared of any responsibility for this Darwinian death.

A very thin mainspring and barrel I would imagine. 

Shit, if anything his business will be booming from this because, Texas. 

Today’s insane used car prices have ruined the whole process of virtual tire kicking. There’s just no point. Everything is dumb.

I want the ladybug on the bezel special edition!