I know. It’s unusual.

As a BMW M5 driver who tries to break stereotypes by being the opposite of this asshole I say fuck him and bravo to the folks who thwarted his antics.

I pinched a nerve in my back washing my bottom in the shower.

I’m sorry, we’re going to have to total your car for that cracked windshield.

Derivative it may be but it's gorgeous nonetheless. 

Dumbass

I’m not running out to buy a jersey or anything.

I’m so sick of the Pats-Brady hate that I’ve been forced to become a fan. Thanks a lot!

She’s a bad motherfucker.

Ceramic headers? Wouldn’t those be a bit brittle? Ha!

God he was creepy. And his Red Skull nose is just horrifying.

Tall coffee room for cream. $2.07. Here’s $3. Keep the change.

Right you are! Thank you

Huh. I learned something now when I read about the track pack option because I somehow got the impression that this was a track -only car. I didn’t know it was streetable.

The beatings will continue until intelligence improves

Can I assume there’s an awd option somewhere between $50-70k?

Ding ding! We have a winner!

Hell of a fucking game, though.

As a Kentuckian let me just say that Covington is really Ohio for all practical purposes.