That one guy is very into finding a mate with the right bloodlines. He does want designer babies.

I assume you’re aware of Cake’s Mahna Mahna cover?

The ball is different. From what I know, MLB said they’re putting more work into ball uniformity but haven’t changed the balls. “Ball uniformity” apparently means more polishing, which results in more uniform but smoother balls. Which results in less drag.

As a Niners fan, I fully expect to lose this game.

I haven’t seen the new one, so maybe I’m wrong, but all the previews made me wonder whose idea it was to take The Lion King and remove all the facial expressions.

I’m generally resigned to the fact that the NBA, as a whole, won’t kill the golden goose here, and as a result, execs such as Morey won’t either. But LeBron is one of the few people with enough star power, stature, and irreplaceable talent to be able to do so.

Casey’s isn’t bad. Breakfast pizza is especially not bad.

I don’t know if I’m happy or sad to see Dres Anderson pop up, but I’d like him to play football.

It's exhausting, but it's also fascinating? It would make sense that China, where corporate and government interests are rolled into one overarching and overwhelming unit, would fail to differentiate between freedom from governmental and corporate restrictions on speech.

What curse? They're bad. That's about it.

Conferences need to shrink back down to "everyone plays everyone" size

Is it acceptable to mockingly do the tomahawk chop when the Braves are losing big? Like they are right now?

More big heavy imperial stouts that aren’t barrel-aged.

It would be a teeny tiny first step if Braves fans did literally any other chant / cheer, or if the PA prompted them to do anything else, at any point during a game.

I get hating the Cardinals. I really do.

I am relatively certain you made this comment aware that the Mets traded Jason Vargas for Jeff Wilpon's son's college roommate. But I'm not sure, and that's the beauty of the Mets, isn't it?

I know, right?

The catcher has to leave the runner a lane to the plate when he sets up. He can move into that lane when receiving the throw or once he has the ball.

Gonna lean towards yes.

DOM SMITH THREE RUN WALKOFF HOMER IN EXTRAS AFTER BEING INJURED FOR TWO MONTHS.