I was totally thinking of Redwall when I was writing this!

I’m surprised no one’s mentioned Redwall yet. After a certain point, I was only reading the books for the written feasts instead of the actual plot.

Sir, this is a Wendy’s.

So it’s Metal Gear meets Fallout New Vegas meets The Road meets The Good Place.

I would replace it with this:

I think Bosa’s attitude had less to do with old college grudges than with the well known fact he just hates the browns. 

I’m still laughing at the Kars4Kids jingle being the official song of the bad place.

Welcome to America in 2019, where Arians claim to be helping a Gay but really just want to set them further back.

“Actually, I do not recommend she stand by Germán.”
-Tammy Wynette

he’s a good bet to repeat this next year since Soler power is a renewable resource

this game comes up ALL THE TIME in ‘games to play with your non-gamer significant other’ lists, and i can’t disagree harder.

Is the cherry pie actually famous

Two squirrels in a row. Tomorrow's game will be invaded by a gray squirrel

Grandaddy - The Sophtware Slump [2000]

I’m just going to give you a star for this comment to hopefully dig you out of the grays and let others see how tightly you clutch your pearls. 

Really, you just need to look at his background to see where this stuff comes from:

Eat a big bag of Dick’s in Washington.

Meanwhile, at Madison Square Garden ...

Ya Gotta Bereave!

Not being allowed to play on an NBA team will severely cut into his job prospects. His choice of clubs next year is down to the Suns, Knicks, or Wizards.