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DimSmellofMoose
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This is a baseball article, so this is the best place for this complaint:

Rremember that 3 or so year stretch where they actually enforced the “must give the runner a lane to the plate" rule? Guess we're waiting for a big enough injury to get MLB's attention.

The amount of people who thought 29% to win meant Hillary was going to win 71% to 29% is staggering.

I’m 5'7". I don’t know what makes me so special but okay.

No, I’m saying that pitchers who sign late have down seasons.

Pitchers who sign late, even late in the preseason, tend to be bad. Not always, but tend to be bad.

Did you watch the overhead view in the clip?

Watching defenders flail awkwardly in an attempt to not land on the QB is painful. No wonder that one guy got hurt.

Why do people assume he could have succeeded at another position? He’s large and not slow. That’s enough to be a tight end or fullback or something?

I can’t believe I’m saying this, but I miss Bud Selig.

I once put a poptart in the microwave for three minutes because the directions said “3" and I couldn’t conceive of the possibility of microwaving something for  seconds. 

Miller Lite’s one of my least favorite cheap beers. Rolling Rock is towards the top. Guess I’m weird.

Two to one odds happen ALL THE TIME. Roll a die. Get below a three? Congrats! Two to one odds happened.

Roll a six sided die. You got a 4? Why, that’s only an1 in 6 chance to have happened. I guess it didn’t.

538 was also pretty spot on in 2016. They gave Trump a reasonable 1 in 3 chance, where all the other poll aggregator sorts did not. 

Players like Ronald Acuna didn’t really need the minors so nobody does" is the baseball equivalent of "I pulled myself up by my bootstraps so why can't everybody."

From what I can tell, Callaway and Van Wagenen are the ones making it public.

This isn’t about Syndergaard “getting over himself.” Ramos is a bad receiver who doesn’t frame well, doesn’t throw well, and doesn’t block the plate well. He has clear flaws. Syndergaard, who throws pitches with crazy movement and sucks at controlling the running game, is a pitcher for whom those flaws are a problem.

Then you have a problem.

Me too! That’s how I know. Landing the ball in that box in slow pitch is hard!