Guys...guys you’re supposed to stand the toothpaste on the FLAT BOTTOM like it’s designed to be stored...the tension keeps the lid on...it’s not that hard.

Remember how people were saying there was really no difference between him and Hillary and millions of women believed it?

It also means he got drunk once and cheated on his wife.

I admire Pence for coming up with this common sense solution to a very real problem.

Let us all rejoice, but do not forget this bill failed, in large part, because IT WASN’T CRUEL ENOUGH to suit the needs of the far-right Freedumb Caucus nutjobs.

To give you a sense of how much Republican lawmakers care about women, take this vignette from Senator Pat Roberts today. When asked by a TPM reporter if he supported repealing Obamacare, Roberts sarcastically responded, “I wouldn’t want to lose my mammograms.”

Did you ever fucking consider that because of heteronormative society its just fucking easier to date men? If there isn’t a gay bar that caters to women in your area, and there are like two women on tinder or okcupid, who you might have a beef with or already dated, then men become your only option. Colleges tend to…

Look how spotlessly clean those boots are. They’re fresh out of a box. Did he get carried there by some indigenous porters like he was in the countries where he killed animals?

Or...don’t shoot at a car full of people. You don’t know if the passengers are there willingly, whether they know the car is stolen, or if they have anything to do with it.

I like how the realtor naturally thought you wouldn’t want to live in a black community area.

Sean Spicer, March 6:

What exactly does it say about me that I did in fact click on this story, knowing I would have to look at multiple horrible close-ups that made me gag, and am still commenting on it?

Tried to dissolve a body in it?

“I’m proud of you, you know... that you have the confidence to wear those two different patterns together.”- my father

An hour and fifteen minutes away? Some people’s daily commute is longer than that...

I didn’t really like KS, but she’s grown on me. She’s still not my favorite actress, but as a human being she is cool. I have respect and good vibes to her. I also love her style. A lot of my resistance to not liking her in retrospect is bc she was not being able to be who she really was—I dig the real her. No one…

As a bisexual woman, I am seriously in love with Kristen Stewart and Evan Rachel Wood. They’re beautiful, they both have a platform and they’re not afraid to use it and its honestly so meaningful to me because so often bi people are treated like we don’t exist.

Ben Carson used to confuse the fuck out of me. Then I saw ‘Get Out’, and NOW he makes sense.

What would Judge Kara Brown say about this headline...

What would Judge Kara Brown say about this headline...