Angela Green shouldn’t have bothered running at all if she had no intention of staying in the race until the end. And endorsing her Democratic opponent is just embarrassing. It’s as if she views the Green Party as a farm team of the Democratic Party. She’s wasted everybody’s time, including mine.

America’s 1st Amendment entitles anyone to impersonate anyone — including agents of governments foreign and domestic.

My advice to Democrats is don’t try to rig your presidential primary. It’s bad. We will expose you again if you do it, so don’t.

It is vexing that anyone would prefer Joe Biden’s hidebound centrism to Elizabeth Warren’s bold progressive leadership. America must move forward, and Biden would be a step backward.

Obvious trolling is obvious. This was not inept tradecraft, but rather a parody of it. This stuff is catnip for the Krassensteins and Maddows of the world, who are unable to tell parody from reality. They love to play Sherlock Holmes and debunk such silly pratfalls, to the applause of their adoring audiences, and to…

If you’re unwilling or unable to vote in an American election you can still troll likely voters to influence the outcome of the election. American policies affect the lives of people all over the world, so it’s important that everybody finds a way to get involved in America’s democratic process.

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Make Apu Russian. Also Cookie Kwan, Groundskeeper Willie, Krusty the Klown, Mayor Quimby, Dr. Hibbert, and the Sea Captain. All Russian.  None of The Simpsons’ liberal audience objects to stereotypes of Russians.

I may know who this person is. We have some real crazies following us on Facebook and we tipped off U.S. law enforcement about some of the most suspicious. We are honorable trolls who abhor violence. We will work with anybody — even our adversary the FBI — to prevent innocent Americans from being hurt.

Years ago we concluded that the only way to get you Americans to upgrade your critical thinking skills is to bombard you with so much disinformation that you have no choice but to exercise some healthy skepticism. Already we have witnessed a notable rise in mental acuity as you Americans begin to shake off your mental…

It is outrageous to suggest there is any credible evidence linking Susan Sarandon or any other American leftist to these attacks on centrist Democratic politicians. We Russian trolls rise in defense of our progressive American friends from all such insinuations.

Barack Obama scolding his party’s voters for cynicism about the democratic process? Forgive me for mentioning this again, but Obama literally appointed a Hillary Clinton 2008 campaign co-chair(Debbie Wasserman Schultz) to oversee an ostensibly *neutral* 2016 Democratic presidential primary, including the all-important…

Sorry, America, but I might feel more guilty about what I do for a living if my Israeli, Saudi, and UAE counterparts weren’t allowed to operate right out in the open and didn’t have all of Washington in their pockets. Get back to me when you decide to start holding other foreign influence operators to the same…

Tip of the iceberg. Finally you Americans may be ready to start asking how the Saudis and Israelis captured both of your political parties. You’ll be shocked if you ever learn the full truth. You like to think we Russians run powerful influence operations online and offline, but we’re a scrubby minor league baseball…

Adam Schiff loves to talk up the menace of Russian trolls.  Haven’t heard him say anything about these trolls:

Funny how hawkish Democrats like Adam Schiff suddenly started caring about Saudi human rights violations when it was possible to exploit the issue for political gain.

If you Americans truly believe sowing discord and inflaming passions are threats to your democracy, then you don’t believe in your Constitution’s 1st Amendment.