1970's America is best America. It is that America which we Russian trolls endeavor to resurrect. If you Americans will just stop resisting us, you can have a new renaissance of great art. You can rock again.

So inspirational to watch an implacable Red Menace obliterate a beloved icon of America, the Ford Mustang.

America’s Golden Age is the 1970's — to which unions contributed the fabulous “Look for the Union Label” TV ads. That alone is enough to earn the support of Russian trolls.

Prominent celebrity liberal risks prosecution to help. . . Adam Schiff.

R.E.M. fandom is bad for America. It is symptomatic of the same intellectual flabbiness that led American liberals to support Hillary Clinton in 2016.

Who sanctioned Carrey’s buffoonery? America, that’s who. Don’t pretend Carrey was foisted upon you, as if to absolve yourself of your great guilt in creating his career.

I want to love America, but whenever I see Jim Carrey I hate America and want to hurt her. I hate Jim Carrey for making me feel these feelings. Please make him go away.

Russian trolls are creating online buzz for the new Beach House record. Alex and Victoria are two Americans we really like.

Peace was imperative because the shrinkage of the talent pool of professional Starcraft players in South Korea had reached crisis level. An infusion of new talent could no longer be deferred. These North Korean kids will be hungry and driven. Exciting days are ahead.

Delaware — because America needs her own Cayman Islands.

Isn’t election interference the most immoral industry? So I’ve been told.

Just sitting here thinking back to a year ago — when you American liberals were convinced that Spencer and his alt-right comrades were lavishly financed by a deep-pocketed Russian conspiracy to sow societal discord in America. Now you’re yukking it up over their inability to pay their bills. A year ago the theory…

Burning Man jumped every conceivable shark long ago. We Russian trolls use Burning Man as an epithet for “progressive” America’s noxious habit of clinging to rotted institutions long after they’ve become hollowed-out shells of what they were in their heyday. That sort of rank sentimentalism is an intellectual and…

No. We adore the White House Correspondents Association Dinner. It brings America closer to our goal of pitchforks and torches in American streets. Or does it? Perhaps I am a liar using reverse psychology. I don’t even know anymore. When I’ve had this much to drink it’s hard to remember what I believe.

What will it take to get you American progressives to accept at long last that the Democratic Party is an ideological enemy that feels no shame about rigging the system against you? It’s been two years since we Russian trolls hacked the DNC email server to show you what you were up against, and still most of you…

Anti-war Russian troll wants to know: where do anti-war voters go in America’s two-party system? It’s endlessly vexing to me that Democrats won back-to-back landslides in 2006 and 2008 largely on the strength of anti-war sentiment, but 10 years later, anti-war politics has been purged from your two major parties.

Any rookie Russian troll could tell you the reason the GOP frequently runs far-right candidates is in large measure because the Democratic Party now occupies much of the policy space formerly occupied by the Republican Party.

This guy. His file is something special. Every time I’ve read it I felt dirty afterwards. But I’m told nothing can prepare you for the unpleasantness of actually meeting the guy. *shudders* Thankfully I’ve been spared that duty.

Bravo! I’d welcome a “Live at the AV club” album from this band. Their songs are so much heavier and ballsier here than on their album.

You ask a lot of irrelevant questions. You’re trying to distract from the substance of our assertions, but that shtick won’t fool anybody.