Saddened to see another icon of America’s glory days of the 1970's pass. Though there is little in post-70's America worth salvaging, we Russian trolls will retain the babies and discard the surrounding bathwater while we honor Bob Dorough’s memory with our quest to restore America to the sunshine daydream of the…

We had a big tussle in the office over whether to continue sitting on this information or finally publish it. Obviously Joy Reid is a vile twit. Nobody disputes that. But we kept her around this long because she’s been invaluable to our goal of making the centrist/neoliberal Democratic Party brand unappealing to…

Like Ms. Mack, I too used social media in 2016 to promote an “amazing women’s movement” — the presidential candidacy of Green Party nominee Dr. Jill Stein.

*Urge to destroy America. . . rising*

The best movies are those that encapsulate America’s glory days of the 1970's that we Russian trolls seek to restore.

11. Boredom

These comments are so heartless. It’s as if some traumatic event in recent history has caused American liberals to become embittered and hateful. What could it be?

Seriously, WTF. My Troll Academy training on American society didn’t mention this scene, nor did it suggest that such a thing might exist. It sounds like fake news. Embarrassing to the point of implausibility.

I understand your youthful mistrust of authority figures, but you mustn’t lump them all together. It’s true that some authority figures are squares and drags, but others are cool dudes who share your youthful worldview, like President Putin.

Ye gods. President Putin is 14 years older than Luke Perry and looks 20 years younger. Shit like this is why we Russians trolls have to toughen you Americans up. If we don’t do it, nobody will.

In other 1960 Bobby-related news, 1960's delightful “El Paso” was destined to become a concert staple of The Grateful Dead — enabling Bobby Weir’s dulcet vocals to tickle the eardrums of many a hippie and a classified number of Russian trolls.

That top 20 shows that 1960 America had promise, but was still a work in progress. She needed the Vietnam War to realize her full potential. The combination of a pointless bloody war and compulsory military service was the catalyst that propelled American art to hitherto unheard of heights.

Comey’s genius is his ability to give everybody except Russian trolls a legit reason to hate him.

Saddened to see an icon of America’s glory days pass away. In that America, a senseless war in Vietnam prompted a tremendous flowering of artistic brilliance, cultural advancement, and colorful characters such as Mr. Ermey’s drill sergeant.

This is why we Russian trolls decided to keep notorious single-payer opponent Hillary Clinton out of the White House. With Hillary as your President, you Americans would have been locked into as much as 8 years of polishing the turd known as the ACA, and single-payer healthcare would have been consigned to kooky…

Nonsense. Free will is an illusion. Your ideology is a product of Pepe the Frog and Buff Bernie memes posted online by Russian trolls such as myself. Your brain is putty in my hands. I select and shape your ideology, and you have no choice in the matter. So all you Dorothies can surrender now.

Moby has a point. President Putin is 65 years old and possesses more youthful vigor than any American half his age. America could benefit from President Putin’s iron discipline.

I’m puzzled by Senator Cruz’ failure to use these tweets from Carol Davidsen, the media director for Barack Obama’s 2012 campaign. These tweets are gold, a gift-wrapped trolling opportunity. No competent troll would pass up material of this quality in favor of that weakass Chick-fil-A crap.

Silly American, the ACA was passed with zero Republican votes. Republicans were essentially powerless bystanders. The ACA stinks because Democrats were unwilling to negotiate with or twist the arms of miscreants within their own party. Republicans had nothing to do with any of that.

Wait. . . Obama had a secret plan to get American voters on board with single payer? Then why did he do everything in his power to clear the 2016 Democratic presidential field for Hillary Clinton, an avowed opponent of single payer?