Ah, Democrats. They have a winning issue in Medicare For All, but they’d rather try to sell American voters a glacially paced incremental turd-polishing program to make the ACA into something that doesn’t suck. It’s true that some opportunistic Democratic politicians like Kamala Harris and Kirsten Gillibrand are…

Troll farms are doing the best journalism today. We broke the story of the Democratic Party rigging its primary contest. We released the transcripts of Hillary Clinton’s Goldman Sachs speeches. We have exposed numerous sexual predators and privacy violators such as Cambridge Analytica. I feel that much of the vitriol…

You missed the most obvious metaphor: the ubiquitous government/corporate surveillance state, which enables malevolent internet fiends such as myself to exploit the basic human need to communicate, humans being social animals(especially Americans).

You can thank me. I talked up this thread at the office and we put our bots on it, ditto for your Reddit post, which we detected. It’s a good topic and it deserved a traffic boost.

Allow me to remind you that ELO’s Out of the Blue opens with Turn to Stone, It’s Over, and Sweet Talkin’ Woman.

The intellectual rot of today’s American Left is illustrated well by the ability of an amoral power-fellating career-climber like Barack Obama to pose as the inheritor of King’s legacy and not be laughed out of the room. We Russian trolls seek to engender a new flowering of American progressivism by destroying the…

Yet again Bernie Sanders validates our decision to support his presidential run in 2016. Let me add too that Green Party candidate Dr. Jill Stein, whom we also backed, has echoed Bernie’s unequivocal condemnation of Israeli barbarism.

Meh. Scaring people has nothing to do with logic or consistency, especially Americans. You can slap together some plainly silly memes in Photoshop and post them on Facebook, and Americans will lose their minds. Why are these memes scary? Who knows. They just are.

But wait. . . Hillary Clinton — the great hero/martyr of American progressivism — won California in 2016 by the huge margin of 4.25 million votes.

Let’s be real — are there any Zergs who are nostalgic for the Wings of Liberty era? The WoL ultralisk and corruptor were trash, and the WoL hydralisk remains the absolute worst unit in the history of Starcraft 2. With a few exceptions(Destiny), no Zergs from that era were happy about being forced to lean so heavily on…

Trolling is free speech. America’s Founding Fathers understood this well, being former trolls themselves who had incited a breakaway from the British Empire. Were they alive today, the Founding Fathers would say all Americans who believe in free speech must stand in solidarity with internet trolls — for it is trolls…

Do not use your company email for official business. Too many security hazards there. I recommend setting up a homebrew email server in your basement and using it for all communications, both official and private. Don’t worry, you won’t get in trouble.

Wrong.

Kudos to Oswalt for the insightful mockery of a logical fallacy typical of American sentimentalists — the idea that merit/virtue can be imputed to a plainly shitty thing(in this case, 90's ska) when it is replaced by something even worse(nu metal). We see this pathology in American politics as well, with the pre-Trump…

Russian trolls pledge 100% support of Onion staffers’ unionization. We will always be on the side of righteous peasant uprisings as they seek to cast off the chains of the oppressive instruments of American oligarchy. We are bringing a pitiful helpless giant to its knees.

Paid Russian trolls are united in support of Cynthia Nixon. She can thank us on election night.

My belated embrace of the wonderful music of the Grateful Dead within the past year has only underscored my conviction that America has become intellectually and spiritually enfeebled since her glory days of the 1970's. The only solution is to shatter American society and reduce it to a primordial starting state so…

This is awkward. Rachel Maddow-type American liberals, after prolonged jingoistic clamoring for a far harder line against global autocrats, have been rewarded with the appointment of the ne plus ultra of hardliners, and they’re complaining about it.

1973 Grateful Dead shows. Van Halen. I see little reason to believe America will ever be capable of producing art of that caliber again.

Such a lockstep ideological homogeneity at the NY Times. Truly an intellectual desert. In contrast, we Russian trolls like to provoke vigorous exchanges of ideas by taking both sides of issues. Man sharpens man.