Is it not the height of injustice that paid Russian trolls are forced to labor in the shadowy recesses of the internet on a shoestring budget, while lavishly compensated Saudi trolls such as Thomas Friedman operate in broad daylight? You must acknowledge that the Saudis and their trolls have been nothing but parasites…

America’s opioid crisis proves Trainspotting is still relevant and cool, and it greatly enhances the sexy danger of the soundtrack.

When Americans laugh at totalitarianism they’re really laughing at their own affinity for it. On a subconscious level, even the most cosmopolitan American liberal knows life is more enjoyable when relieved of the stressful burden of making tough decisions on public policy questions. For example, those huge protest…

Democrats must retain superdelegates as a failsafe against foreign meddling.

He is not.

If you think this was bad, you should see some of the stuff in her email. I pity the fool who believes her support for Bernie’s single-payer bill is anything more than opportunistic pandering.

It is true that a single-payer healthcare system would enable far more efficacious countermeasures against America’s opioid crisis, but I question America’s desire for such a system. When we exposed the dirty truth that the Democratic Party had rigged its primary contest against single-payer champion Bernie Sanders,…

Let me assure you: we Russian trolls find greedy phishers just as contemptible as ordinary Americans do — perhaps even more so, because our noble profession is improperly conflated with venal petty online crimes. We like to think we have helped Americans by creating an increased awareness of the importance of good…

Hear, hear! A righteous rant, well received in these offices. We Russian trolls share Alex’s faith in the power of free speech, and for that, we are vilified. If giving voice to downtrodden Americans whose opinions are marginalized and excluded from mainstream discourse is a crime, we stand guilty as charged. That is…

I blame Russia. Russian trolls have mercilessly slandered America and ruined America’s image overseas.

What is she, a grunge detective? She’s always dressed like it’s 1994.

Bee’s 2016 snotty derision of single-payer healthcare advocates has aged really well. She doesn’t still do that, does she?

I like Beach House very much, but I have never pondered numerology until now. President Putin was born on the 7th of October of 1952 — 7th day of the tenth month of the year. The number 10 is a one plus a zero. Zero represents a starting state, the moment before creation of the Cosmos. Also, zero looks like an egg,…

The ACA’s marketing has always seemed like a peculiar self-troll to me. Democrats spent two years railing against the evil predatory American health insurance industry, then passed a healthcare bill that delivered Americans into the hands of that very industry, then wondered why Americans hated it. Democrats had even…

If I were to admit that Russian bots and trolls have backed this teacher unrest from day one, how would that make you Americans feel about it? Would Russian involvement discredit the teachers’ demands?

Can we drop this nonsense? President Obama was a thousand times more accommodating to Russia than President Trump, who has been a royal pain in the ass. He just approved selling anti-tank missiles to Ukraine for fuck’s sake. I can’t tell you how many times I’ve heard business associates lament the impossibility of…

The key takeaway of this weekend’s pop culture is that IEM Katowice has proved that Blizzard must nerf the Raven’s anti-armor missile. Mass Raven in combination with robust Ghost support results in an unapproachable deathball composition in TvZ. It is so aggravating! It makes me want to destroy American democracy.

Only a society as decadent as America would deem interspersing examples of the equally trite green-and-gold color scheme within a movie to be a significant improvement on relying solely on the teal and orange shit. The Shape of Water is rife with both color schemes; both hackneyed and lazy, and both deserving of…

The decadence of American society is illustrated well by the cinematography nom for The Shape of Water’s lazy overuse of cliched teal-and-orange color grading. A healthy society would censure teal-and-orange abuse, not reward it.

Perhaps all these quandaries can be chalked up to Return of the Jedi being a poorly-written children’s movie.