Hillary ran up a victory margin of four and a quarter million votes in the state of California. Unfortunately for her she was running for President of the United States, not President of California.

Yes, Democrats should stick to the Hillary Clinton model. Hillary took money from anyone and everyone, outspent all her opponents by a huge margin, and still got her ass kicked. She so smart.

Quit sowing class resentment, Emma. McCardles’ calming voice of reason is needed to counteract the destabilizing influence of Russian trolls like me. She’ll help keep America’s social order intact a little while longer, and also give me a reason to ask my boss for a raise. It’s a win-win situation for everybody.

I love how Pearl Jam — which offers generic meat-and-potatoes musicianship on par with a competent bar band — is what passes for an ensemble of talented musicians in this millenium. In a way, it could be considered a form of trolling.

I long ago moved past the bulk of my childhood music and frequently discover new favorites. Russian trolls are like that. We are adaptive, intellectually restless souls. We ahbor stasis. Thus we are driven to instigate healthy changes in society. Someday we hope you Americans will see us not as enemies, but as friends…

I have recently discovered that U.S. rock group The Grateful Dead is not nearly as bad as I have been led to believe. I strongly suspect that The Grateful Dead’s toxic reputation is, in so small part, the product of a coordinated campaign of trolling. As a professional troll, I confess embarrassment at having been…

If a Russian troll like me were to put a daub of red paint on the White House, half of you Americans would want to burn it down. Just one little daub.

A+ trolling.

That’s what friends are fjord.

Alternative Nation Dot Net is a thing in 2018? As a paid troll, I am embarrassed not to have known this. Are there are any Vaudeville sites still active?

No. Bathory’s debut was released in 1984. It’s difficult to imagine the evolution of heavy music without that record. Groundbreaking, trendsetting, revolutionary.

Naturally the American jingoism of AV Club staffers precluded their mentioning that Canada’s Loverboy released arguably their finest album in 1983 — Keep it Up. Did any song capture the spirit of 1983 better than “Hot Girls in Love”? I think not.

I like it! If Trump truly is a Kremlin puppet installed by paid Russian trolls such as myself, who better to rebut him than the scion of the Democratic Party’s preeminent political dynasty from the Cold War?

Can Kushner act? I’ve never seen a better likeness to Reinhard Heydrich. David Warner and Kenneth Branagh are fine actors who have played Heydrich, but I’d like to see Jared give it a try.

Does the famous paid Russian troll army exist, or is it a phantasm hatched by febrile imaginations? I troll therefore I am, but that doesn’t prove I’m being paid by the Russian government, nor does it prove I won Wisconsin for Trump in 2016 with $2,000 worth of Facebook ads. But I might have.

I’m going to share. Have you folks heard of Operation Greif? You might want to google it, because it’s the inspiration for our entire trolling operation.

Nixon is a poor analogy because Obama started signing Gitmo bills while Democrats still controlled both houses of Congress, and he made only token efforts in opposition. The truth is that Obama was happy to be given an excuse to jettison a promise he had little desire to keep, and he milked it for all it was worth.

The correct answer is anything off Timbuk3's Greetings From Timbuk3. That record is full of catchy memorable tunes that could have been hits in their own right.

I might say the article is a child’s version of the history of the Obama years, but that would be an insult to children.

Gee, I wasn’t aware that Congress could pass laws without the President’s signature absent a veto override. Fact is, Obama put his greasy little signature on every single one of those “walls” Congress erected to prevent the closure of Gitmo. But you already knew that, didn’t you?