Yes!  The whole joke is that Moe is so scuzzy that “garage” is too fancy a word for him.  “Car hold” is the opposite of the point.

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Clapton would never let a bag of blow fall out a window?

I just hate it when real life events get spoiled. Like, I get it, you get visions of the future and there’s going to be a huge natural disaster in three months or whatever and you just have to share it with someone. But seriously can’t you just let me enjoy the element of surprise?

I love Dwayne McDuffie. “Damage Control” is a must-read book about what it’s like for normal people living in the Marvel Universe.

There was a Skid Roper & Mojo Nixon album with that title, now I finally know what it means. I thought they were cheering for hogs or something.

You’ve just described the History of the World.

Israel has mandatory national military service. She was a draftee, not some super soldier.

If Whedon really wanted to scare Gadot, he would have sent a shoeless, brown child carrying a piece of rubble from his village that was just bulldozed. That, apparently, is terrifying to the IDF.

The IDF is intimidated by children with rocks and kites . . .

Soldier for apartheid regime =/= badass.

Yes, I hope the former IDF soldier kicked that toxic dude’s ass! That former IDF soldier deserves our plaudits for this one. #girlboss

I hate Bendis and Millar more, but...

Seen a7x 3 times live in my 24 years alive and I can st that was the most punk rock thing I seen

Literally every single time the Mortal Kombat movie is mentioned the theme song starts up in my head. ‘MORTAL KOMBAT!’

“Work super hard to receive these tokens that you MAY be able to exchange for actual rewards IF the game meets an arbitrary level of approval from specific outlets!”

“Barring federal government intervention, AMC Theaters is going away. So fucking intervene already.”

Honestly I hate the reserved recliner seating thing. My friends and I went to see Dr. Strange like 3 weeks after it came out. Got to the theater at like 2:30 for a 3pm show but there weren’t 3 recliners next to each other, same for the 6pm show, they were all reserved.

Close, not quite. Lashana played Maria Rambeau, Monica’s mom. Monica...kicks ass.

For me, the first time I saw Tiny Lister was in the context of his WWF appearances as Zeus to promote No Holds Barred.