It’s like 1500 words. It’s <5 minutes. Is that too hard for you?

You are so desperate to feel victimized that it renders you unable to read. 

Do you use scare quotes to contain topics in which you lack understanding? Because whooo boy, this article went over your head, kiddo.

gonna go out on a limb and say that anytime someone opens up and confides in a person, literally entrusting them with personal details, and the other person’s response is that it makes them untrustworthy...that other person is an asshole.

I actually believe he wanted to go because it is a spectacle to him and Trump loves spectacles. He would get all the TV attention and the cameras would be on him. He can continue to claim of “I’ve been good to you people”. He can make it a show and Fox and their ilk will say, “The President was presidential, putting…

The first presidential thing this loser has done is stay away from Brother Lewis’ time of respect.

Man, those circuit board faced robots from 6MDM gave me nightmares for years as a kid. Yes I am old.

Have to disagree. The fight scenes in The Raid 2 are more elaborate and ambitious.

Also, <3 Hammer Girl.

they all worship the same god: money.

Yeah I’m real fuckin sure a kid did that and not someone trying to go viral.

I wish this game was styled like a SNES game rather than a NES game. Despite being born in the early 80's, I have little, if any, nostalgia for 8-bit graphics, so most of these retro throwback games to the NES era lose my interest on visuals alone.

I have said this a million times before, but this HAS to be the AV Club's lowest point, right? It's an article about a tweet about a partly-colored page from a coloring book. Jesus Christ.

And the nominees for “Most Pointless AV club Article of The Year” are....

Tetsuo as a small time jerk with a bad attitude and inferiority complex who goes insane upon gaining unlimited power has its equivalent in 2020 America, even without him turning into a disgusting orange blob.

I’m 95% sure the creature in Carrion was inspired by the alien in The Thing. I’m guessing the creature in Druuna was also inspired by it.

Huh. You better tell the Mexicans and Guatemalans that I know who keep referring to themselves as Latinx that they’re not allowed to use that term.....

that’s dumb, this is why centuries ago people has been saying “don’t judge a book by its cover”

My sincerity detector is registering a reading of ZERO

Maybe this is just me speaking for myself, but I think dating someone less than half your age is intrinsically creepy.