Oh god, Ninja III: The Domination! One of the best terrible Cannon movies, featuring the greatest ever daytime ninja battle on a golf course.

This is nonsense. A cowboy ex-preacher looking for his lost faith, a wisecracking assassin with a heart of gold, and a bisexual supernatural detective. None of these have anything in common with Punisher (except Tommy, who uses a gun).

Ah man, this is such a good series - maybe even better than Preacher. So much heart and soul, black comedy, surreal plotting, and of course Section 8, the jankiest superhero team of all time.

I like a lot of part two but it totally falls apart in the last half hour.

They’re also barely in the first one, and are not the focus at all. Pinhead maybe gets 1o or 15 minutes of screen time.

That may explain why Haitians would hate her, but not the internet conspiracy set - they could give a shit about actual people. Its the money they care about.

The conspiracy theory is that her and Bill pocketed the money from the earthquake relief fund in 2010 through the Clinton Foundation.

Well, so would anybody else who represented him.

Seemingly whatever percent of 10 mil still isn’t enough to deal with him.

Yeah this just sounds like one of those creepy, slow covers of a pop song that always appear in movie trailers lately, at least until the chorus happens. The melody and major-minor shift are exact copies.

No, Alien Nation was good.

I’m not much of a Kanye fan, but it hasn’t been “mostly just soul samples” since like 2010.

Just look at any of the old threads on The Dissolve (RIP).

Disqus is perfectly capable of supporting images and video. This feature was turned off by the AV Club.

I’d like to point out that today is Lemmy’s 72nd birthday.

I think it was mostly for parties and stuff - not just djing while he was hanging out making pancakes or whatever. Although it is Prince, so who knows.

Ah shit, that sucks. RIP. “Party Music” might be my fave Coup record - you can’t beat the ever-topical “5 Million Ways to Kill a C.E.O.”

Yes! I know four people still awaiting trial sometime in 2018, who have had to shuttle back and forth to DC twice already since Jan. 20.

Their desperate need for attention overtakes any need or desire to make a point or accomplish anything. This is why these bozos post youtube videos of themselves getting insulted and humiliated by random people walking down the street.

In semi-related news, the first 6 of the inauguration protestors (still numbering around 180) were found innocent of all charges today. Every single one of them was and is facing up to 75 years (!) in prison for protesting, a.k.a. “inciting a riot” among other charges. Today’s group of 6 lawless anarchists includes…