The Raid: Redemption deserves a high spot on that list. Dredd, too.

Born Again's not bad, mostly suffering from terrible sound quality. Dehumanzier's good too, especially when compared to other metal records by aging acts from the same year.

Holy Diver is absolutely great. Most of the other stuff from that time period is good-but-not-great.

I like most of Sabotage, yeah. Side B's pretty uneven.

Fuck that. The first two Dio records are unassailable, and miles better than the later Ozzy years.

Unfortunately the message of this song is "If he's elected, we're all fucked". Not exactly very heartening to listen to at the moment.

No way, it's totally Lobsters1.

Klaus Kinski as the Joker!

Batman, Actually

You also have about a 5% chance of being beheaded every time you ride the bus.

Sure, he's only got 476 other projects in development.

I saw a guy on a Dakota Pipeline story actually arguing this. "So-called Native Americans" was his go-to phrase.

Or crush it up into lines.

"It's Raining Men"?

Ozzy hasn't been in the best condition in four decades. He'll outlive us all.

I'm sure 2017 will be peachy.

Sure, lots of places don't even hold elections.

I'd go to bat for Valhalla Rising and Bronson. The other stuff, not so much.

Pence looks like the Corinthian from Sandman. Fucking terrifying.

AV Club was cleansed of copy editing long before 2016.