Batman, Actually

You also have about a 5% chance of being beheaded every time you ride the bus.

Sure, he's only got 476 other projects in development.

I saw a guy on a Dakota Pipeline story actually arguing this. "So-called Native Americans" was his go-to phrase.

Or crush it up into lines.

"It's Raining Men"?

Ozzy hasn't been in the best condition in four decades. He'll outlive us all.

I'm sure 2017 will be peachy.

Sure, lots of places don't even hold elections.

I'd go to bat for Valhalla Rising and Bronson. The other stuff, not so much.

Pence looks like the Corinthian from Sandman. Fucking terrifying.

AV Club was cleansed of copy editing long before 2016.

The Slits are a real band from the 70's.

No! Not Chunky Pandey!

Those are not mutually exclusive.

Buffalo 66 and Three Kings are very blue-green movies, made before the ubiquitous teal-and-orange color correction scheme became the norm.

These are the same people who have pictures of anime girls in Nazi regalia as their avatars. Cognitive dissonance requires cognitive function.

Yes, but Keith David plays the Goldie Hawn role

I'd settle for funny OR well-drawn at this point.

It looks like that old MTV show The Head, truly one of the ugliest cartoons ever made.