Wasn't Russell up for They Live but had a scheduling conflict or something? Piper's great but it's fun to imagine an alternate version with Russell.

would watch

Didn't know there was a new Royce this year…

Some great quest mods: The Forgotten City, Helgen Reborn, The Wheels of Lull, The Grey Cowl of Nocturnal

Ooh, I got one. The Partridge Family but they make Dubstep

I would absolutely watch the pirate Sanford and Son.

About this long!

This season was pretty weak, I thought.

No Hair Metal participants have aged well, not a single one, but Bach in particular looks like his face is rejecting all the botox.

What cabinet position will he give The Undertaker?

I hate all this Honest Trailer, How it Should've Ended, Cinema Sins armchair critic bullshit that youtube always seems to think I will enjoy.

Which category is Pootie Tang?

The Men - kinda Husker Du-ish haggard melodic punk
Moon Duo - road trip psych rock
Psychic Ills - bleary psych folk hangover
Destruction Unit - arty post-punk hardcore stuff
Follakzoid - Chilean krautrock!

Circles, probably

Coke binges are fucking exhausting.

Boondock Saints maybe?

I don't think I've even seen a thrift store that didn't have that Alpert record and a couple of "Sing Along With Mitch" albums.

That sex act, among others, will soon be illegal.

There was a dude on here the other day who only liked "real rappers" like Aesop Rock and Sage Francis.

It's got that 2007-era teenybopper deathcore vibe, even down to the Hitler haircuts. Didn't know people were still making music in this vein.