Transylvanian Hunger could already be a Weird Al album.

Five bucks says the inevitable Garfield reboot three years down the road uses that "Real Gs move in silence like lasagna" song by Lil Wayne in the trailer.

Ah, this remind me of how stupid Year Two was, thanks.

NIP also wrote some of the weirdest Bushwick Bill raps. "I feel like eatin' a bag of barbequed broke legs!" and "You'd better murder me/Put me to rest/Cause if you don't I'll come out shootin/With my head in a bird's chest"

I nominate Eve of Destruction for coagulatin'/comtemplatin'/disintegratin'/frustratin'/etc.

No, Ronnie, I don't see what you mean.

I feel like this most days, to be fair.

As an Asheville resident, I can confirm this. However the favorite type of music would be "jamgrass" or "Christmas reggae-step" or some bullshit.

Martyrs is fucking fantastic. It's ten times better than Hostel, come on.

Yeah I was kinda disappointed in that Ab Soul album too, but I can't really put my finger on why. Maybe because it sounded just like the last couple.

That's about where I'm at. I can take or leave Common as a rapper, but I could listen to Dilla all day.

I certainly can't argue with that.

Ah, at least Newstead had the sense to get out when he did. Everything that went wrong after Cliff died can be traced back to James and Lars.

Anything to keep them out of the studio.

Yeah that's squarely Jim Lee's fault.

Is every new Kirkman book going to read like a pitch for a movie or show from here on out? Thief of Thieves was a transparent cash grab and that fiasco of a book he did with Rob Liefeld was…probably intended to be.

14 Guinness? That's like eating three loaves of Pumpernickel.

Moral: always listen to Mercyful Fate.

"Born Kim Bendix Petersen in Denmark on June 14, 1956"

Mercyful Fate's from Denmark, yo.