Like 60% of drivers these days? 

Slipping ringers to car magazine testers used to be really common practice. This is why Consumer Reports always anonymously buys their test cars off the lot instead of letting manufacturers loan them examples.

So you’re saying no to a Mitt Romney joke? 

Controversial take: You need a different dog. I suggest this one. 

“Twitter twat needs to get a fucking life?” “Spending hours investigating their inner workings for internet points?”

Super glad you enjoyed it! I’m planning on doing more pointless deep dives into little details in the future.

Before someone moans about how dumb and pointless this article is, I just want to say that THIS is the kind of article I come to Jalopnik for. Yes, an actual review of the car is good and fun and all that, but lets be honest, how a Bentayga drives is not that important to someone like me who cannot and would not drop…

I didn’t make a response after the last week’s episode, but I did stop it partway through, and was afraid that the time jump involving Kate’s wedding would have her drop dead at her wedding after all that tearing apart from Toby and growing closer to Philip. I was surprised they made a whole episode for her wedding…

Toe heads become no-neck football players.  You’re thinking of tow heads.  The word “tow” in that phrase is what they call flax drying in the sun, and flax drying in the sun turns whiteish.

It was an especially nice touch for Justin Hartley to swap in for Milo Ventimiglia offscreen within the same shot. And seamlessly pulled off without any distracting shadows, always the hardest part of a trick like that.

Yeah, I mean the “gas prices” knob is right there on the Resolute Desk, next to the weather-control joystick.

Also cool was the way Biden made the Saudis manipulate the oil market way before he was elected. I mean, it’s not possible that some other administration whose members have since gotten massive investments from them and let the m get away with murder could have had anything at all to do with it.

It’s the dilemma of the contemporary American conservative activist.

What is your complaint here? We are too informed?

next up all vehicles sold in WV will have to run off a coal fired boiler. 

Ok, EFF THIS!!!!

All cars in WV look like this right?

The party of small government strikes again! 

I reposition mine a lot especially on long drives. I single hand steer but I reposition it in order to avoid cramps in my arm but I am also tall with a bad back.

The yoke is dumb. It makes sense for race cars as you never want to reposition your hands but who the hell never repositions their hands on normal driving?