pain scheme

Dame's been known to hit the odd three now and then, in addition to his inside prowess...

And just in case you'd forgotten, A-Rod's ex, Cynthia, was smokin' hot. Cheating on her with Madonna...I don't get it?

They should probably hang a warning bar a block or two in front of the bridge. If you hit it, you'd have time to stop before you got to the bridge. Don't know if that's actually possible at this site in question, but it's obviously a common problem.

This dog got its bed stolen because it's French, duh. Damn cheese-eating surrender pooch.

Simply wretched gauge package.

Yeah? Some dude is raping your GF/wife/sister/whathaveyou, and you think there's a question of whether or not an ass beating of said dude is "necessary?" Fuck you.

Well yeah! Because, you know, this shit is SERIOUS! I mean, tires were destroyed.

So what kind of medal does the military award for this sort of bravery? Whatever it is, you should have it.

I thought it was " 'Murican Rifle Association."

Hey, they'd LOVE to hear from us!!!

When the End of Days is nigh, I know who I want at my side!

Bogey would know how to deal with this assclown...

"Fuel pump" just looks so much cooler in German.

You need to provide fair warning before you just so casually post a picture like that one. Now if you'll excuse me, I need to go wash my eyes out with gasoline. You know, just to relieve the pain of seeing that.

Mayor Ford is the gift that keeps on giving.

You must be soooooo much fun at parties.

So now we have a national police force?

Well yeah. I mean, those bullets cost a lot of hard-earned taxpayer dollars. Got to give the people value for their policing dollar!

I have faith in humanity. Our worst days are yet to come.