You nailed it, Kat. The joy of a car can't be quantified by just horsepower figures and lap times. That 918 engine note is symphonic!

Needs more Senna (snif...)

Rookie mistake...we've all been there.

One of the more perfect advertising messages you're likely to see, given the subject matter...

You must not have watched the World Series. Had to watch this jackass Marlins fan every damn game.

Hey, I'm not gay either! Can I have $100 too? You know, just to ensure I don't "cross the line" in the future.

"Group WTF."

The reason Creation is such a big deal to Christians is because it's the foundational action of their faith. The (supposed) act of Creation began the whole Biblical narrative of how and why we got here, and what the future holds. So the fact that Evolution is scientifically provable, and Creationism, uhh, isn't, rocks…

Pretty sure that 'Stang had the "Ghia" package. So it was, you know, pretty badazz!!!

Canada has the Ford Bros. too!!!

Way ahead of you on that, Cletus.

NASCAR is a joke. Idiotic.

Three complete game wins, including Game 7 on two days' rest, over Bob Gibson.

YES! '68 is the first World Series I can remember. Mickey won three complete games, including besting Bob Gibson in Game 7 on two days' rest.

Yes, totally agree. It makes no sense in part because it's so inconsistent. Why is it just baseball that has this "double anthem" experience? It's not even America's most popular sport. Why aren't we singing GBA during halftime at MLS, NBA or NFL games, or between the 2nd and 3rd periods at US NHL games? Or at the…

I don't get it. If it's "for her," why is she posting Instagrams of herself? Sounds like someone needs attention.

That can't be right. 20W-50 is the preferred motor oil for air-cooled Porsches.

Wait, you smell other people's hair?

Age and treachery beats youth and speed every time!

Who won the fist fight after the race?