Wait, you smell other people's hair?

Age and treachery beats youth and speed every time!

Who won the fist fight after the race?

Wait, I know this script! Dukes of Hazzard: Season 2, Episode 9

If I didn't know better, I'd say it was all scripted. But NASCAR would never, ever do that. (They wouldn't, would they?)

No, it's an overgrown child, losing his shit.

Great video! I would pay good money to listen to Jackie Stewart talking about virtually anything. Love that brogue.

Or, just to be crazy, you could click the link in his earlier post...

And now we know why they're called Dick's. Except the apostrophe shouldn't be there.

RCTID!

Bill, I thought Hillary told you to stay off the Internet.

Funny, I've been searching on Hertz' website for an hour now. Nowhere can I find their GT3 Cup rental rates. I call bullshit on this!

No, because that isn't a RS. Flag mirror + highback seat = dead giveaway.

Two things you don't seem to be aware of:

"Yankee Stadium, bitch."

But the flip side of that, is that I read OK Cupid profiles written by women who say that men never approach them and strike up a conversation, so they're resorting to the Internet as a way to meet men. And yet even there, the same dynamic of men being assholes to women exists.

My translation: "The Yankees are still my daddy."

Fred Armisen! Portland! Coava coffee! 2-stroke SAAB! Sweet!

I've been a Yankees fan since I was a little kid, beginning in the early 70s. Before Steinbrenner bought the team. So 40+ years. After the two titles in '77 & '78, and the near miss in '81, the next 14 seasons was a difficult time to be a Yankee fan. Then, they got good again, with Bernie and the Core Four. The late…

This is pretty much the best post ever, in the history of Jalopnik posts! MOAR PORSCHES!!!