Thank you Patrick!

That FACE!!!!! Awwwwww, so sweet!

Let's make that a football field full of broken beer bottles, shall we?

No, it's not valid at all.

They had better learn to be nice to the media, now that they're going to be producing cars which suck, like the brilliantly named 458 Montana. They'll need all the help they can get.

Ferrari's future appears to be akin to one where Rolex was suddenly selling watches to compete with Casio and Timex. Sometimes, it's good to remain small and focused. I wish Porsche had done that.

Sorry, I respectfully disagree. Some dealer plate frames are friggin' cool! And legal.

It's not hard at all. Nor is it an obligation. Some people just never contact you again if they're not interested. That is their right. Freaking out, like the idiot who is the subject of this post, is not warranted. She's not into you...deal with it and move on to finding someone who is.

Rob Ford jokes will forever be funny.

Dude, quit while you're behind. You know the Rule of Holes, don't you? "When you're in one, stop digging."

Glad to see this farmer threw down for the GTS variant. Nothing spreads fertilizer faster!

What is the issue with "taking transit?"

Scenario A: You drive your car to work, because you use it mid-day to go to lunch or run errands, then drive it home again.

I rarely, if ever, drive my car for daily use. No need to where I live. The Porsche is for the weekends and fun!

It's probably going to require $10K worth of work. May as well just buy a $22,000 Carrera that hasn't been tampered with.

Google should have updated the German Beetle to a Panzer tank during the halftime break.

I think Danica needs a mullet...just sayin'

No, that's still a great car. One just drove by my office the other day and everyone commented on what a classic it was. FWIW...

There we go. I had a buddy in college with one of these. What a shitbox!

Oh. Dear. God. I just threw up in my mouth a little bit.