Unfortunately, anyone is asking for trouble in these scenarios when they get out of the car without being told to do so.

Unfortunately, anyone is asking for trouble in these scenarios when they get out of the car without being told to do so.

The skylight, in my loft. Granted, it’s a rainy gray day.

The skylight, in my loft. Granted, it’s a rainy gray day.

Albert once threatened me for not taking some bit of Deadspin shtick seriously enough. I wonder if he was sitting in that very chair when holding court.

My girlfriend got pregnant from a tractor seat ...

My girlfriend got pregnant from a tractor seat ...

My girlfriend got pregnant from a tractor seat ...

It’s the NBA. Of you’re watching the end of games - regardless the pace - it might be time to reevaluate your choices.

It’s the NBA. If you’re watching the end of games - regardless the pace - it might be time to re-evaluate your choices.

Never heard of this guy, and I don’t even know what this next bit means. But I bet he couldn’t draw in and take the pitch on a MLS side. Googly.

That’s an interesting look at his numbers - comparing them to players in the league for longer stretches of time. That’s crazy stuff, right there. Nice!

That’s an interesting look at his numbers - comparing them to players in the league for longer stretches of time. That’s crazy stuff, right there. Nice!

Unfortunately, it’s not going to happen. These mouthbreathers are proudly going to go down with the fartbag ship they blindly follow, never the wiser.

Unfortunately, it’s not going to happen. These mouthbreathers are proudly going to go down with the fartbag ship they blindly follow, never the wiser.

31-24

“Gwayson is misunderstood. He is an intense pwayer who pways with gwit.”

* Schabanfreude

Jesus Christ - this shit isn’t even for real, yet. Four years of this narcissistic fartbag tweeting, ranting, boasting, lying ... I’m worried whether I can survive the first week.

Love Davis’ expression ... “I drove four hours to San Diego for one of my special haircuts, to sit and watch this?”