There’s something about her where she breaks the mold in every aspect of gymnastics and makes her a GOAT for more than just her capabilities. She’s incredible for so many reasons. Forgetting her insane skills for just a moment, consider:

watching these clips is a very strange experience, wherein I almost forget to be incredibly impressed because she makes everything look so gd effortless 

1. They aren’t testing for pot or heroin, they’re testing for performance enhancing drugs like steroids.

Few people are going to make that conclusion, and those people were always going to be racist anyway. Drugs are a problem in practically all sports. There was a huge investigation in baseball a while ago, affecting dozens of white players. Michael Phelps lost sponsorships over cannabis.  If anything, the stereotype is…

The two main rules of using someone’s urine , make sure its clean and never use the opposite sex. 

Also, um, kinda buried the lede there? “Bridget Carroll’s sudden death in the basement of her parents’ country home.”

I mean, shouldn’t she be more traumatized by the death of her nanny than by her parent’s divorce? I nannied for quite a few families when I was younger and you get really close with the kids even if you do hate the parents... not that I ever hated the parents (but I totally did). This is kind of the most…

“She’s a frum Donatella Versace, her platinum hair parted severely down the middle, clad in increasingly conservative floor-length dresses, with an uncanny-valley beauty that’s the inverse of her father’s slack meat sack, and speaking in the ever-huskier whisper of a phone-sex operator who went to boarding school.”

Ugh this white bitch. The dog is cute though.

Can Winter replace Jared for any of his jobs? I have a feeling this doggo would be much more effective at solving the opioid crisis and negotiating peace in the Middle East.

Yes, it would have been nice if he had realized this before he wrote his book, however the book was a reflection of part of that culture and someone would have written something similar.

Did you just say Rest in Power to a Goddamned dog? Rest in Power means something. It’s a phrase Black folks made up to honor our dead. 

Another woman dead for not behaving the way her (ex?) boyfriend wanted her to! because of a man’s fragile ego. 

Alex is out; the accosting continues.

When asked if he would make the same shitty deal with Epstein that he did back in 2008, Acosta replied, “Today’s world treats victims very, very differently.”

My first thought was “WTF were they thinking?!”

Unless something is actually showing, companies need to lay the fuck off.  Seriously, you’re on an airplane, not at Ruth’s Chris steakhouse.  

Right. It’s like someone deleted a paragraph or something. 

A chopped kale caesar salad. Joe Biden, whole, roasted.

Warren killed it. Go Liz Go!