Look at this dipshit describing to us exactly what happened but in a Trumpian way:

Elizabeth Warren now coming in second behind Biden in two new polls released today. This is good news.

bUt He’S tHe BeSt ChAnCe We HaVe To BeAt TrUmP!

FFS I hope the Democratic party succeeds in pulling it’s head out their collective ass so I don’t have to vote for this shitstain.

Totally worth watching.

Mr. Blobby, for sure.

He told a story on Graham Norton that he came up with an idea that after filming he was going to smoothly say “Not anymore” when people asked “aren’t you Jon Snow?”, but the first time someone asked him after filming ended, he immediately started crying when he said it.

I love that you added a link to finding help in the Kit Harrington story. Because self-care isn’t just for celebrities.  

If she was really interested in her education, she could find a good community college, do well there and transfer to a university after a couple of years. I’m guessing that won’t happen.

100% can’t Would this enough.

Duh, of course I would. He’s cute-ish in a scruffy way, he’s rich, he smokes weed, he’s funny and he seems to be fairly pro-woman. Not sure what more anyone is looking for.

Its a Would for me and I’m not even sorry. Cute hair, nice eyes and is willing to go testify before congress for the off chance they give a fuck about helping his wife? Swoon. The only downside is his shitass friends Jonah Hill and the fucking Francos.

I just think it’s funny that she was actually at the beach (a fun place to be), pretending to be at a music festival in the Inland Empire (the 9th circle of hell).

Whoever is responsible for editing Tati’s videos needs to be fired because that rambling, self-indulgent, sophomoric pity sketch could have been wittled down to less than 50 seconds and we would have found her just as annoying, shallow, and immature.

What about the Jane Collective? Is that going to be resurrected? Because if someone needs me to pose as their NYC-based aunt/cousin/niece and come “visit” our lovely city (ONLY FOR TOURISM OF COURSE) I have a pullout couch and am very good at putting care packages together and lying to authority figures.

As always, I am hesitant to reply to comments with the knowledge that the Kinja system elevates Staff contributions and thus the comments themselves, but I want to address this since I’ve seen it pop up a couple of times in my notifications.

I actually have one decent bra I bought from them in a panic-wardrobe-emergency situation and it’s held up okay, but I had to try on every racerback bra in the store to find it and I don’t have fussy boobs (well-mannered C cups). So much trash. So much trash.

Did Amy Schumer really name her baby Genital Fissure for real?

I can’t believe more black people aren’t moving there. Less than an hour drive from Atlanta, but with (I assume) lower taxes and cost of living?! Black people, gentrify Hoschton!

What kind of deity are you? You would have been worshipped if you had shown up at my house after my kids were born.

I have SERIOUS THOUGHTS about baby gifts.