I know this isn’t on topic but I’m upset and just sort of desperate. My coworker found her dogs cornering a kitten in her garage - and i took the kitten on Sunday. She was the sweetest, smallest purr machine. I took her to the vet yesterday and all was good, except that she was underweight for being 5 weeks. She…

Eh, his hair doesn’t bother me (though it is obviously fake) when he doesn’t look like he’s been to the Guy Fieri house of Hair style-wise.

I think, between this and the annual Williams-Sonoma catalog review, we have learned that Drew needs to do more catalog reviews.

“Bow to the daddy”

Oh god, they’re related to Robert the Bruce.  I’m related to Robert the Bruce.  I’m part of this now.

Did you suck all the joy out of your workplace? If not, it’s not really the Belichick experience.

I don’t know....those text messages sent to Rain Dove where she admitted she had sex with him. The fact that she tried to justify it because she was in a relationship at 17 with a 33 year old. The fact that she’s now pinning the payout on the dead guy who can’t really defend himself. The fact that she’s using the same…

unfortunately any site with more than 3 white people commenting ends up being a “white supremacist website”

I really, really like him. He’s not threatened by her at all, on the contrary: he’s happy to celebrate her and encourage her and he’s not intimidated by her being the star of the relationship. I think she got herself a good one.

“Sessions isn’t a capable defender of the president on television”
That isn’t the Attorney General’s job, but it does illustrate Trump’s view of it.

I say it easily. I rejoice in the death of any domestic abuser.

Yes, the way she seemed to be rushing from house to house, not giving anyone time to answer before moving on made me think this was someone being pursued by a serial killer. She’s fine, he’s dead, sounds so much better that what I thought we’d hear next.

That’s like an 80% fresh horror movie lived in real life. She made it out!!! Oh my god, girl!!!

I don’t say this easily, but if the reporting is true, thank god he’s dead. 

“This story is stranger, and sadder, than it initially appears.”

i have many tattoos but most i can cover up for work with elbow length sleeves BUT i have the deathly hallows on my left forearm (where the dark mark should be, natch) BUT as i am approaching my mid-30s AND work in the theatre district where i see the kiddiewinks running to the cursed child in their hogwarts gear on a…

I have a lotus because every community college attending white girl has a Buddhist phase.

I’m lactose intolerant, but I still eat a lot of dairy. You know why?

I think that the adult activists who are speaking out and being candid about surgeries (really, mutilations) that were performed on them as children are exceedingly brave.

As a Floridian and a gillum voter, I am surprised and FUCKING ECSTATIC