Hey, Pence.

I have to admit that, in all my years here, I have never watched a staff video. I am so happy I did! It’s so awesome seeing some of the people that I’ve been reading for so long. :)

A month? Who actually thinks that’s going to actually get him on top of his addiction? Ben needs 6-12 months. I did a year in rehab as a teenager. A month would have been a joke.

I hate to hurt anybody. I’m not trying to hurt my friend

So why the fuck is this guy talking to TMZ and not in jail now? He literally admitted to giving her the drugs that caused her overdose, and “I’m not trying to hurt my friend” is a shitty excuse for giving someone opiods with a history of abusing them and makes you a shitty “friend”.

He said he likes to use it to show emotion.  He has also said that he knows the Rules of Capital Letters, but he ignores the rules to show how much he means what he’s saying.  If he were more intellectual, he’d rely on vocabulary.  But we all know that he’s a Fucking Moron, so this Utter Crap is what we get!!!1

Why in God’s name was this wretched execrence given any kind of bond at all?? HE SHOT MULTIPLE WOMEN AND DID SO WHILE OUT ON BOND FOR SHOOTING SOMEONE.

We are mere ribspawn.

Wait. If a woman's only job is to give birth to baby boys, then how would the world repopulate itself after the regular handmaids die off? Guy needs to learn sex ed. 

I’m honestly as tired as the “John McCain was a terrible terrible person who no one should say nice things about” pieces as the “John McCain was last of a rare and noble breed of American statesmen” pieces. Dude died just yesterday, and in my universe, it’s still poor manners to interrupt other people’s mourning with…

I plan to incorporate Everything Works Like It Smells into my regular lexicon.

If you’re trying to make the point that a person who has been indicted and pled guilty to 8 felonies has not committed a crime, your point probably isn’t going to make a whole lot of sense. 

Wow, I don’t know if it’s the recent turnover in writers, but more and more I find myself really surprised at the tone of Jezebel’s articles. This is extremely unnecessary, and I hope you’re never confronted by something like this when you ultimately lose a loved one.

Dasha, JESUS. She’s gonna make people explode.

This doesn’t surprise me. Cycles of abuse are self-perpetuating. I’m surprised more people aren’t pointing out how distressingly similar the details of this assault are to her allegation against Weinstein: the grooming and isolating of the victim, providing alcohol before attacking etc. It’s infuriating to think…

So she only went to this cake shop to troll him, right? And maybe see if she could entrap him in another legal case?

They can guarantee there was no collusion, they can guarantee North Korea has stopped its nuclear program, they can guarantee there is widespread voter fraud, they can guarantee there is no human-caused climate change, they can guarantee Mexico is going to pay for a wall, they can guarantee there was no Russian…

A common misconception of folks whose only experience of California is either LA or SF (or the associated road trips on 5 and 80) is that they think of the whole state as wealthy. It’s not. Drive up 101 past all the Napa glitter and you’re back to rural poverty that’s not quite as bad as some of the awful stuff in the…

This remains the best message I have ever received, ever. Yes, it got the guy blocked, but it has provided years of entertainment watching people read it and their reactions.

I had a 48-year old message me. I told him I don't date men who discovered masturbation before I was born. He took it as a sign of interest in trying something new. .__.