I take it you aren’t well acquainted with wrestling, huh? No offense, but anyone who isn’t a complete inbred dipshit knows WWE is starting a new Cruiserweight division.

And it’s adorable that you think so.

McGregor will be in WWE by 2018. He seems like too much of a cartoon for much else.

Fucking Christ you tool, I didn’t ask for your life story.

Close enough. Lex Luthor developed a super power pill that he’s mass producing and supplying to both sides.

Yes. It is.

So, just fucking stupid then? I strongly suspected as much.

And boom goes the dynamite. Hahahahahaha.

X is cool, until he trips on something and snaps his pelvis. The comedically oversized leggings are fucking stupid looking.

You may have to point out where that makes what I said any less relevant or true. I might be missing it, but then again, you might be fucking stupid.

What the fuck are you spending money on then? Do you just end the game with millions? Are you bad enough that you need the money for potions?

Ultra hard pass from me. I’ll just content myself with AM2R until Nintendo decides to make a Metroid game.

No. Did you miss the part where I accused her reply of molesting me? Not much seriousness to be had here.

Yes it did. Right on the left hand rim of my asshole.

That is exactly who Deadshot is. Not sure why Deathstroke has gotten the shaft in favor of a poor imitation.

With their teeth and claws? Is this a trick question?

Not sure they’d work on the hyenas, but Harley’s toe to toe standing with the superpowered people is pretty readily explained.

She’s been pretty awesome in Injustice. Maybe you should know what you’re talking about before making yourself look like a toolbag.

They’re trying out a brand new concept called sex sells.

How could this possibly fuck up your day? Is the announcement of the game threatening your job or livelihood? Did the Metal Gear franchise touch you when you were younger?