Holy shit that’s a lot of impotent butt-hurt in one article.

Whatever the size of the patch, they had to press the discs at some point. After that, they continued working on the game, hence a day one patch.

Yeah, it’s fucking 2016. We’ve comfortably reached a point as species where if you don’t have internet, you’re such a severe outlier that devs could not give less of a shit about you.

Yes, it’s a Z-Ring Bracelet, as the article explicitly states. What was your point again?

Bragging about past Kinja?

Console wars are cool as hell, although I’m biased, as I’ve coincidentally backed the right choice every time except one (God damn you Sega Saturn).

How dare that “nefarious” (Seriously? Jesus fucking Christ) company try to make money!!! What the fuck do they think they are, some kind of business?

Yeah, the difficulty ramped up a bit. Big fucking deal. I’m sitting on 150 each of poke and great balls, along with 55 ultra balls.

No, not really.

This article might help if you read it.

As opposed to their current origin story where Batman is the one who tells them they need to work together?

So why exactly can’t we compare games to each other?

Better than the grammar that yours taught you. What a fucking moron.

Fuck your nice day wishes, you inbred puddle of shit.

Your perception of reality is seriously fucked up. Your comment might just be the most asinine thing I read all night. Fuck off, and more importantly, fuck you.

Still waiting for examples, asshole.

“We’ve never been closer to to releasing more content on consoles than we are now”

Exactly. Disney will sit on and kill anything that would compete with one of their babies. Even if that competition is a stretch.

Game looks interesting, but they can take $30 for early access and shove it up their asses.

The ONLY reason not to apologize for a nazi salute (intentional or not) is being a fucking nazi to begin with.