Scott haters have linty assholes. It is known.

Scott haters have linty assholes. It is known.

All I can say is I like Scott over all of those pillowy TPs. It lasts about 2x longer, even if you pull more because it’s thinner, and it’s more precise, like a laser. Very versatile and inexpensive. Scott!

All I can say is I like Scott over all of those pillowy TPs. It lasts about 2x longer, even if you pull more because…

NO YOU ARE A SHIT. YOU HEAR ME? A SHIT. I COULD WATCH THE U-S-OF-FUCKING-A WIN ANYTHING. WHAT’S THAT, THERE’S AN INTERNATIONAL TOURNAMENT FOR SPINNING IN OFFICE CHAIRS? STAR SPANGLED BANNER HELL YEAH. YOU ARE ONE OF THOSE PEOPLE WHO ARE SUCH A DOWNER ABOUT EVERYTHING NO ONE LIKES YOU AND YOU’RE STUPID I’M NOT EVEN…