Uh, what she actually said was, “Barely aware of the incident or its purpose, my comments were inappropriately dismissive and harsh,” which is pretty close to, “I was wrong.”

I really don’t understand why people can’t just enjoy shit. This has been great entertainment, who gives a shit if it was made up on the spot? I hope it becomes a quadrennial thing opposite the Euros.

This comments section is like a convention for butthurt white dudes.

When conservatives describe why they support a candidate, they sound like old head baseball fans knocking sabermetrics. It’s all “intangibles” and “he has the look” and “decisive...action” and never a word on what they will do when they actually have the fucking job. 1,500 words and the dude references numbers of any…