7. Introduce little-seen bench players “Devon Kurant” and “Jim Duncan.”

I can’t believe Bryan Berard didn’t see this coming.

Finnish call of the goal

This was the greatest game-winning Stanley Cup Finals goal ever scored by a Shark...and it’s not even close.

It felt like San Jose’s first OT goal since pre lockout 2004.

Lest anyone too young to know might think the draft dodger angle is the biggest insult in this tweet, refusing to call him Ali, and instead insisting on calling him Clay was the racist dog whistle of choice back then. Racist whites refused to do so for years after.

waitwaitwait...there were 22,000 people at a Marlins game?

This article isn’t about Quicken Loans.

Actually “Lebron James” is named right there in the title of the post.

How is Dan Gilbert’s fart machine not the lede here, Kevin?

In a statistical oddity, his WAR has been 2.0 every season for the last 70 years.

My point was merely that your suggestion that he leaped up into the hit is factually wrong. And if Marleau doesn’t try to separate Rust from the puck he’s not doing his job.

Who is Chris Pronger?

- Chris Pronger

His right heel never leaves the ice, and his left heel leaves it because, you know, skating.

It was a cold night as Marleau strapped on his glad rags and hopped in his boiler for a long night of staking out the dame. She was a live one alright, a nifty moll with gams that went from here to St. Swithin’s Day. The job was on the up and up, but Marleau couldn’t shake the feeling that some palooka was setting him…

“I was never a Penguin. I think. Where am I? I like pudding.” - Eric Lindros

“Rust was doing exactly what he was supposed to do in that situation. Glide around the ice with your head down, totally unprepared for contact.” - Penguins fan

Sad that he was stripped of his opportunity to have his title stripped from him in the future.

I think that he has the...