*Nods seriously while frowning slightly to indicate thinking*

-Steve Young, who is not wearing pants under the desk.

Brexit is a dance where you promise the room that if they vote to do it, it’ll be awesome and then they do... and you switch off the light, turn down the music and everyone goes, “Uh, where are we and what’s going on?”

“Brexit? I had Brexit this morning. I had surreal and toast. And then I had a Sam ham witch for lurch”

I think if 2016 has taught us anything, it’s that extremely bad hair is not a deterrent to grossly defrauding the public.

There’s a typo in your article. You forgot an “O” in “doomed” in the second paragraph.

Plumbing Fittings, Ranked By JR Smith:

Jabroni is #10

Spicy hot take. Handle with care.

“We’re light-years ahead of probably every other team in structure, in planning, in how we’re going to go about things.” - Joe Lacob, as his team tries to sign the same all-star free agents being chased by the rest of the NBA

7.6/10 on the bayless scale

Argentina didn't make it to the tournament because it's not on the European continent, man.

At this rate, Messi will score as many goals at the Euros as Ronaldo.

Cute.

Lebron might be built like a tank, but he has the toughness of a man who drives a Kia

Still not the worst beating suffered by a Ventura on the mound.

Hanging out at a park at 3:40 in the morning, eh? I mean, I know I love me some monkey bars and those swings are great, but....