As a fan, it was nice to see Vince Young have one last disappointing drive.

Don’t blame Microsoft. It’s not their fault the tablets are full of spyware.

Yeah, but he seems pretty intelligent for a huge Cards fan.

Isn’t Jersey Shithead redundant?

Actually by “Tiger-proofing” golf they actually ended up catering to him and similar long hitters. The powers that be were so threatened by his distance they added hundreds of yards to their courses, most notably at Augusta, which hosts the Masters. All it did was give Tiger and the rest of the bombers a big advantage…

“Oh, sure, now a Cuban rebuffs a power grab that would Nationalize the means of production as part of a five-year plan. Thanks for nothin’, Fulgencio.”

“$75m contract awarded to Yoenis Cespedes is the largest ever to a player whose name has the anagram ‘Decoy sees penis’.”

MR. MET IS BUYING ROUNDS

“We are from Russia. So we good. We have cat boiling on stove as we speak.”

Son?

I find the B-1B to be very attractive, but I will never understand the planekakke subculture.

Reached for comment, Kevin Love said, “I can’t really defend his firing. Or the job he did as coach. ...Actually, I can’t defend anything. Please don’t ask me to.”

No Small Parts, a fan-made documentary series

Ayyyyyyy.

No surprise—there hasn’t been a Cup in Edmonton in 25 years.

He was actually reacting to the Matt Hendricks clip.

Has this fucking guy seen the men who’ve coached the Browns?

This is not discrimination against women.

To be fair, he lived in Seattle (as a player at UW) for just as long as most of these “die-hard” 12s have been fans of the team.

Judging from that photo, I think it’s safe to say that Chip is finally ready to take over Callahan Auto.