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Good to see Rex and co. not pussyfoot around this idea. Best of luck and congratulations to her.

Happy for you, Coach Smith. Congrats from a once-upon-a-time 10 year old tomboy who dreamed of becoming the NFL’s first female kicker. You will inspire so many little girls.

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The real hero of this video is the dude on the Smith Machine pausing from his reps just long enough to shake his head dismissively.

Tsonga left her in the care of Nikolay Davydenko, the sport’s expert on fixing things.

how quickly they forget.

Sorry, Cam’s actions on Sunday were far less egregious than that fucking commercial Wilson did with Macklemore...

Right, because no player in Seattle’s history has ever been accused of taunting or lack of class....

That must be the most infuriated she’s been in all her 4 years as a Seahawks fan.

i love that cleveland got offended by that and then shit the bed

No, that’s phenomenal.

If you think that’s the rudest thing about Curry, you never hung out in my college dorm room after an Indian food buffet.

Looks like the bandwagon evacuation plan was enacted.

Blakeman: *tosses coin*
McNabb: *tosses cookies*

Police were surprised to learn that the knife was fake, as they’d legitimately believed it was real for a long time, although some of the smarter ones had had their doubts.

The math may not be staggering quite yet, but it looks like it’s had a few.

[bounces]

George W. Bush: [sits in grade school classroom]
Aide: [tells him 9/11 happened]
Bush: [sits]
Bush: [sits]
Bush: [sits]
Bush: [sits]
Bush: [sits]
Bush: [sits]
Bush: [wonders why it was a day earlier than planned]
Baseball Player: [slams pie in Bush’s face]

To make things worse, now Jim Carrey thinks he’s going to get autism.