Considering his Easter Bunny stint, I always assumed he was simply a career Republican slowly moving up the ladder. Regardless of which way the wind is blowing, parties have to have functionaries to provide an institutional memory.

I just really, really want to believe that Spicer was nothing more than a complete and utter moron who merely served the Trump administration out of ignorance, and that he’s not actually a bad man. Unfortunately, you know, it can be two things.

How many people pay with cash anyway?? I know I do, but I appear to be one of the few, judging by some reactions I get.

Every week, every fucking week these assholes do or say something terrible. I hope they all rot in hell.

This guy is actually saying he can’t do two things at once. Can’t put Harriet on $20 focusing on strategies for reducing counterfeits.

He looks like what would happen if Rudy from the Funhouse pinball machine gave up the carnival life and became an accountant.

John DiMaggio was also the best Gilgamesh.

On the one hand, this dude is trying to destroy the regulations protecting us from another banking crash so some rich folks can make some quick cash, safe in the knowledge that taxpayers will bail them out when their reckless bets eventually fail.

$147 million globally?! That’s it? Unless I’m still buzzed, that looks like 0.0001225% of the total in circulation. If that’s true, it’s not even worth taking a meeting on but, you know, takers and stuff.

Ever since I first learned the definition of “iconoclast” at, I think, 9 years old, I’ve always thought that was a pretty complimentary label. Tradition for the sake of tradition is utter bullshit. If a tradition actually helps accomplish something positive, it’s fine. But most don’t.

Tradition is often the worst reason to continue doing something

You know what I hate. Traditions. It’s one of the worst concepts in the world, but it feels comfortable so often you’re eagerly falling for its trap. Tradition supposes that 1) if something existed before it should continue existing unchallenged - intellectually, emotionally or even out of pure pragmatism, which is,…

I think the current administration’s monetary priority right now is putting Jefferson Davis on the $50, and Bull Connor on the $5.

He has, however, committed to getting rid of his awful trophy wife at the first sign of ass sag.

I will gladly take all the offensive twenties off people’s hands.

Technically, those guys write editorials. Op-eds (opposite page to editorials) are submitted by outside writers and in the Times have basically become marketing platforms for authors/academics/politicians. This Blackwater thing is nothing new, it just might be the most reprehensible.

Back when they did the David Warner Random Roles and it turned out he was a truly nice and humble guy, I wondered how it was that the two best villains of BTAS were both so nice in real life. I can’t say I’ve wrapped my head around it yet.

What website am I on here? Jezebel? Gawkwer? Gitmodo? AvClub?

Considering he also had major reconstructive surgery in the early ‘80s he also looks pretty great.