Robert E. Loreal with that hair.

shrug, he wore all black in RoJ when he did hang our with Ewoks...

And my new look is on the gray side. :(

Does his phone’s keyboard not have a period function?

The lack of obscenities directed at Chevy Chase.

I don’t judge. This is my five minute window between my fifth and sixth Bloody Mary.

What gives you the impression he was sober?

When did Harmon turn into the Unibomber?

Agreed. It was funny. I don’t understand why everyone is getting so up in arms over something as silly as an Adult Swim card.

Dear god, someone actually caught him during that five minute window every day when he’s sober.

They all said I was daft to comment in to the white space, but I commented all the same, just to show them.

He prefers them to be first hand, and tangerine.

Nobody wants to talk about Bengay?

Where did Napoleon keep his armies?

What did zero say to eight?

And trying to follow a conversation with him is nearly impossible.

Hey, that’s all we want him to do!

The door’s right there, Donald. Nobody’s making you do this.

He’s like the Kinja of presidents: Ugly by design, never wants to work and is preoccupied with making everything a white space.

Username/comment synergy at least.