I’m not an in-joke! I’m a human being!

This was the worst kind of regressive cishet incel fantasy bullshit I’ve seen in a long time. The compulsively heterosexual writers obviously see themselves as Morty: an unattractive, underdeveloped, squeaky-voiced dork who somehow attracts a literal goddess and he rejects HER for not being perfect enough. Set aside…

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Holy shit, is that the real Kirk?

I hate to say this, but I’m pretty much done here. The switchover just ruined too much, and my only continued presence would be out of a sense of obligation. Y’all can find me on the AV Club After Dark.

Hey Richard, come over to the AVCAD!

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Kinjamprove does go a long way towards making the comments vaguely usable... for me, my crushed enthusiasm is more about the “C-minus programming student whose only technical job after graduation will be data entry” look of the front page and the articles. It’s just offensively terrible.

Don’t cry for them... they’re already dead.

Fuck THIS Shit, amirite?

Dog bless Cher and Bette Midler — constantly trashing reactionary assholes on Twitter.

And if you somehow got rid of Trump, Pence is almost as bad (and is up to his nards in the Russia scandal anyway). Then there’s Paul Ryan, who’s probably the biggest fucking coward ever to be a Speaker.

We’re basically gonna need to rewrite the Constitution if we’re ever going to recover from this.

Remember how Mexico was gonna pay for it? Funny how he doesn’t really say that as much after his inauguration.....

I’ve always thought that it was ironic that people gave Hillary shit for taking money from Goldman Sachs for a speech (much of which she donated to charity) when the current president has 3 Goldman executives in his administration and is basically doing their bidding.

Bookman’s is one of the (few) things I miss about Tucson. Another is Eegee’s.

I said I’d stick around, and I’m gonna try, but goddamn it’s difficult.

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Cuz the Republican Party values ignorance over education. Been a steady decline since St. Ronnie’s election. The next Republican president to be elected will probably be a literal shit-flinging baboon.

At least they weren’t elected by 62 million racist morons...