Me and mine are ok. We’re high enough up to not be affected, but the back half of my neighborhood is underwater. Never lost power though. Not yet anyhow.

Trader Joes bananas are our generations Benghazi.

Jesus Christ, you millennials want everything, don’t you

Competitors like Wal-Mart have already responded to the discount push, with Bloomberg reporting that the Arkansa-based retail giant has “revamped” its produce display design in addition to lowering prices.

This leaves me with only my $8 coffee as a representation of my cultural and economic superiority over the other guy on the bus.

Hey Trump

This incident is the first time I feel like Kathy has ever portrayed herself as the victim (she even had a stiff upper lip about her ex-husband stealing tens of thousands of dollars form her bank account). Meanwhile, everything Trump tweets is either him distorting facts or history to appear victimized or bullying…

It’s on the Internet now. She may as well have sent it, because it’ll be forwarded and “reposted if you agreed” and used as proof that Trump is amazing for all time and that libs are just whiny babies when they don’t get their way. Sure, some smarty will show up in every thread and remind us that it wasn’t written…

Trump has never, ever genuinely apologized for anything is his life, including things far, far worse than Griffin’s stupid joke.

“You have one chance left...” WTF?

Pictured: CBS issuing the apology

The gist of the letter is “I said something mean, but that was before I found out how wonderful you are because I listened to fake news like CBS. Please grant my your forgiveness, Fox News.”

The President is obviously a kind, compassionate, and forgiving man.

Neo Nazis buy shoes too

It’s funny to see “stern” be called left-wing. I know everything seems like communist propaganda to a publication like Breitbart, which is sitting in the filthiest corner of the far-right. I still want to clarify for non-Germans that “stern” is maybe slightly left of center but can hardly be called left-wing.

Move to a reclusive mountain town where the only music is General Store John’s weekend jug band and toss all your electronics in a lake?

If only there was some way of not paying attention to either of the two entities involved.

Ugh. I hate kinja as much as they said I would.