At least he’s no less dumb than our president.

Joey Dumba$$

Ha! Damn you, Dik!

That’s our Dik!

speaking of shutterfly, that avatar just did not go with his/her stories about being in jail. I always had to reread the comments to make sure I read them right.

You know what else I think is weird?

- The Kinja-fied AV Club

You know what I think is weird?

That is weird. Not as weird as carrying around the amputated foot of a rabbit for luck.

As I always have to point out in these occasions: “But the nations became wrathful, and your own wrath came, and the appointed time came for the dead to be judged and to reward your slaves the prophets and the holy ones and those fearing your name, the small and the great, and to bring to ruin those ruining the earth.…

You are like a sentient Republican bumper sticker.

I hate this shit.

I’m doing the same thing with alcoholism. No problem!

If a solar eclipse ever threatens the Koch’s profits, you’ll see an endowed chair at Liberty University arguing that Copericus just had “a theory.”

“Dudes, there’s no way we’re getting our security deposit back, so let’s just have an epic rager. What’s the landlord gonna do?”

While he drives a golf cart over the greens

You can curse on Kinja, you dumb fuck.

When the waves come lapping at the door of the clubhouse he’s going to try to charge them $200 for greens fees.