Simple but effective.

Honey, there ain’t enough juice in all the worlds...

The only “cleanse” anyone would need is dialysis, and that’s if their kidneys aren’t functioning.

The devastation they’ve laid to small town America is incalculable. It’s especially heinous that, by paying their employees so little that many of them need food stamps, we’re subsidizing their profit margins.

I was just about to suggest GWAR.

“One of the better places to work”

Walmart is objectively evil and I wouldn’t shop there if the produce gave me head (and something better to eat than produce).

“Please pacify the Nazi! That always works out fine!”

— Ivanka Trump

I’m famous!!

Finally, something we have in common!

Lowest bar possible.

Nope.

True, but we do have the ability to research climate levels going back millions of years, and can deduce very accurately that the current overall warming trends are waaaaaay out of line with how quickly the planet naturally warms or cools over time.

RUN AWAY! RUN AWAY!!

Funny that the same assholes who call climate change “fake news” seemed to have no argument with the scientists who predicted this week’s eclipse...

“They’ve been promising it for literally 20 centuries, but THIS time it’s for sure!”

And in this particular case, rich people in wealthy countries will be the least affected by this forthcoming disaster, so they don’t care. The ones that will suffer the most are the poor in third-world countries (plus anyone living within a few meters of current sea level).

Just because they may be historical doesn’t mean they’re also about white supremacy. Take ‘em all down, I say. Who cares how old they are?

We can put photos up in here now. Post some pictures of Sully!