The press kept taking him seriously and giving him all the airtime he could have ever desired, while breathlessly reporting on every minor flaw or error about Hillary Clinton in as negative a light as they could.

....... I like salt water taffy.

Even if you don’t like her, ya gotta give Hillary props for maintaining her composure after all this. I would have been calling up every news outlet on a daily basis telling them exactly and in exquisite detail how they can go fuck themselves for throwing the election to a fat fucking Nazi.

It’s a great movie, but it’s in no way one of the greatest comedies of all time. I don’t really understand that.

Blazing Saddles is the funnier movie, but Young Frankenstein is the better movie.

Any list that doesn’t have Airplane! in the top 3 at least is hot fucking garbage.

I’ll never really get over that.

“No one respects women more than me!”

Do something? Alright.

Univision didn’t buy AV Club to keep it around. They bought it to reduce competition. In a year, it’ll be absorbed into the rest of the site and any of the uniqueness of the original will be a memory.

How are you gonna do that?

I sure as shit am not reading any of the other sites.

How much ya wanna bet the police treat this guy very respectfully and gently and don’t use any unnecessary force on him?

Where the hell have you been? You’ve missed at least a dozen opportunities to repost my tweet.

Vagina brouhaha

Oh dear sweet lord, you made it. I feel a little better.

Good. Let ‘em experience a little slice of the terror that minorities, women, and LGBT+ folks have felt nearly every day for countless centuries. He at least has the luxury of choosing NOT to be a fucking Nazi.

I think we police ourselves pretty well. And you can always report a post. We’ll see just how true their claims of responsiveness really are.

This is America, buddy! Rich people only go to prison for screwing over other rich people!