No celebrity guest was worse than Lady Gaga. Nothing against her, but that episode sucked out loud.

I still watch the new episodes… mostly out of habit at this point. They do a pretty good one every 3rd or 4th one, and a spectacularly lousy one about as often. The others are just "meh".

I think 880 or so was my highest. Those numbers aren't really achievable anymore since they took away guest upvotes.

My money's on Bran waking up next to Suzanne Pleshette complaining about a dream in which he was crippled and all sorts of rape and incest were going on around him.

Fun fact: "Nunnery" was Elizabethan slang for a whore house.

[coughs quietly]

He's already got a blue-collar ironworker guy nicknamed "Iron Stache" running against him. I'd fucking die laughing if he kicked Ryan out of office.

Paul Ryan's the guy who read "A Modest Proposal" and didn't get the joke.

I already knew that.

That's pretty good, tbh.

I'm Victor Mature! And so's my wife!

You'll get to keep the upvotes since you're using a Disqus account. People can still tell how amazing/lame you are on other Disqus sites!

Then I can honestly say I made the world a better place.

No, I'm Victor Mature!

It's a fair cop.

Remind me to kick you in the solar plexus next time I see you.

I remember that one was from Senor Spielbergo. God rest his zombie bones.

bradIey was patient zero in the AV Club.

You son of a bitch.

We're all guilty of that, more or less.